7012 | Uploaded on April, 10,
2012 | 1 year ago 
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I love life. I hate life. I enjoy animals, my husband, and a good adult beverage. I am fueled by caffeine and confrontation. I'm that girl your parents wouldn't let you hang out with in high school.
People Are Making Fun of Me
People Are Making Fun of Me
573 | Uploaded on April, 10,
2012 | 1 year ago 
MURPHY! WINSTON! YOU TWO ON A DATE OR A CONTRACT JOB? HELP ALLEN CUT THE CORNERS AND FIND THE HEXHEADS! DANIELS! START SPOOLING THE MAIN LENGTH! 32 FEET AT 3 INCHES! AND BUTTON YOUR SHIRT! THIS AIN’T CHIPPENDALE’S! RANDALL! GET THOSE MOUNTS IN PLACE BEFORE I DOT YOUR EYE FOR YOU! WE GOT TO BE UP IN EVANSTON BY 11:30, LADIES! LET’S STEP LIVELY!
… A COUPLE OF ‘EM COULD BE FASTER, ONE OR TWO AIN’T SO PRETTY TO LOOK AT, AND THE YOUNG ONES LISTEN TO SOME TRULY GOD AWFUL MUSIC, BUT THIS IS -HANDS DOWN- THE BEST DAMNED GUTTER CREW IN THE STATE.
6109 | Uploaded on March, 3,
2012 | 1 year ago I want to party with these guys. REALLY BADLY.
70 | Uploaded on February, 9,
2012 | 1 year ago 
Cornbread Muffins with Mashed Potato Frosting & Buffalo Hot Chicken Wing sauce all over the place!
215 | Uploaded on December, 18,
2011 | 1 year ago
“ A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.
Deuteronomy 22:13-21 (via alnator)
Lol
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