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I love life. I hate life. I enjoy animals, my husband, and a good adult beverage. I am fueled by caffeine and confrontation. I'm that girl your parents wouldn't let you hang out with in high school.
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animalstalkinginallcaps:
MURPHY! WINSTON! YOU TWO ON A DATE OR A CONTRACT JOB? HELP ALLEN CUT THE CORNERS AND FIND THE HEXHEADS! DANIELS! START SPOOLING THE MAIN LENGTH! 32 FEET AT 3 INCHES! AND BUTTON YOUR SHIRT! THIS AIN’T CHIPPENDALE’S! RANDALL! GET THOSE MOUNTS IN PLACE BEFORE I DOT YOUR EYE FOR YOU! WE GOT TO BE UP IN EVANSTON BY 11:30, LADIES! LET’S STEP LIVELY!
… A COUPLE OF ‘EM COULD BE FASTER, ONE OR TWO AIN’T SO PRETTY TO LOOK AT, AND THE YOUNG ONES LISTEN TO SOME TRULY GOD AWFUL MUSIC, BUT THIS IS -HANDS DOWN- THE BEST DAMNED GUTTER CREW IN THE STATE.

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A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.
Deuteronomy 22:13-21 (via alnator)
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