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Haikus about baby showers.

whydoihaveablog:

There’s no open bar?
Wait. There is no bar at all?
Intolerable.

Uterus? Empty.
Mine, not yours, my dear cousin.
I can still have beer.

No, really, I can.
You are the only one who
cannot drink. Selfish.

Only so many
“Oohs” and “Ahhs” re: tiny things
Before I want that beer.

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