I love life. I hate life. I enjoy animals, my husband, and a good adult beverage. I am fueled by caffeine and confrontation. I’m that girl your parents wouldn’t let you hang out with in high school. People Are Making Fun of Me Tumblr (3.0; @caffeineanddreams)http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m120q1RvNl1qbk0rto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/20827663601http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/20827663601Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:42:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m27yjjh8U91qmf9gqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/20781644260/murphy-winston-you-two-on-a-date-or-a-contract">animalstalkinginallcaps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>MURPHY! WINSTON! YOU TWO ON A DATE OR A CONTRACT JOB? HELP ALLEN CUT THE CORNERS AND FIND THE HEXHEADS! DANIELS! START SPOOLING THE MAIN LENGTH! 32 FEET AT 3 INCHES! AND BUTTON YOUR SHIRT! THIS AIN’T CHIPPENDALE’S! RANDALL! GET THOSE MOUNTS IN PLACE BEFORE I DOT YOUR EYE FOR YOU! WE GOT TO BE UP IN EVANSTON BY 11:30, LADIES! LET’S STEP LIVELY!</p> <p>… A COUPLE OF ‘EM COULD BE FASTER, ONE OR TWO AIN’T SO PRETTY TO LOOK AT, AND THE YOUNG ONES LISTEN TO SOME TRULY GOD AWFUL MUSIC, BUT THIS IS -HANDS DOWN- THE BEST DAMNED GUTTER CREW IN THE STATE. </p> </blockquote>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/20827481474http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/20827481474Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:38:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybfjv6g1O1qeamc5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/20827074006http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/20827074006Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:29:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09lpvJuQG1qag11no1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09lpvJuQG1qag11no2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09lpvJuQG1qag11no3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09lpvJuQG1qag11no4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laurenonizzle.tumblr.com/post/18644934602/i-want-to-party-with-these-guys-really-badly">laurenonizzle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I want to party with these guys. REALLY BADLY.</p> </blockquote>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/18656726772http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/18656726772Sat, 03 Mar 2012 05:49:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjv4xnOCR1qztsrto1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/18119273395http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/18119273395Thu, 23 Feb 2012 01:22:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz58pyB9sK1qzgotbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cupcakejunkie.tumblr.com/post/17331662866/hot-wing-cupcakes-cornbread-muffins-with-mashed">cupcakejunkie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://teacher-chef.com/2012/02/02/hot-wing-cupcakes/">Hot Wing Cupcakes</a></p> <p><em>Cornbread Muffins with Mashed Potato Frosting & Buffalo Hot Chicken Wing sauce all over the place!</em></p> </blockquote>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/17337198952http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/17337198952Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:30:38 -0500<p><a href="http://i.imgur.com/pVgKd.gif"><a href="http://i.imgur.com/pVgKd.gif">http://i.imgur.com/pVgKd.gif</a></a></p>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/15785216023http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/15785216023Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:41:24 -0500dogsledsnow<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxr4vd1sCi1qbq5c9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/15784827138http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/15784827138Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:30:49 -0500tahitibeachsurfrainbow<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw67peBiOe1qgjdf4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/14423587607http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/14423587607Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:33:45 -0500“A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed.”<br/><br/> - <em>Deuteronomy 22:13-21 (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alnator.tumblr.com/">alnator</a>) <p>Lol</p></em>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/14423439173http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/14423439173Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:30:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxhb5MLBY1r52j4go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/13036188743http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/13036188743Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:33:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrzriEkkX1qzewk6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://friendlyatheist.tumblr.com/post/11207557882">friendlyatheist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sanctity? WTF??????</p> </blockquote>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/11218020551http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/11218020551Sun, 09 Oct 2011 02:51:10 -0400atheimmarriagereligious bigots<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq44hea3TF1qme7hso1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/10049029256http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/10049029256Sat, 10 Sep 2011 16:27:46 -0400vancurtainsrvtribalprintbohospelldesignstravelroaddriving<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtbejcGUm1qk0kl3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/10027489736http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/10027489736Sat, 10 Sep 2011 02:37:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lra9phUYPs1qfczubo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lolfunk.tumblr.com/post/10018228107" class="tumblr_blog">lolfunk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><3</p></blockquote>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/10027461729http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/10027461729Sat, 10 Sep 2011 02:36:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcheoFZiH1qa1xnko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/10027442950http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/10027442950Sat, 10 Sep 2011 02:35:25 -0400Fear and Loathing in Las VegasJohnny Deppgifmovie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgsxf9lmqc1qamacno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/10027405835http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/10027405835Sat, 10 Sep 2011 02:33:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqk5l5kU6l1qgj3jgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Season 4. So close, yet so far away.</p>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/9440217329http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/9440217329Fri, 26 Aug 2011 22:58:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqdye4qux91qfg2zvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedame.tumblr.com/post/9438172865">thedame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>kristen wig deserves the best of everything</p> </blockquote>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/9439943932http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/9439943932Fri, 26 Aug 2011 22:51:50 -0400Kristen Wiigmeyesss the dancing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqkcus7rtk1qbq5c9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>fist bump</p>http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/9437159229http://caffeineanddreams.tumblr.com/post/9437159229Fri, 26 Aug 2011 21:44:51 -0400