56332 | Uploaded on February, 21,
2011 | 2 years ago 
Damn Skippy.
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I love life. I hate life. I enjoy animals, my husband, and a good adult beverage. I am fueled by caffeine and confrontation. I'm that girl your parents wouldn't let you hang out with in high school.
People Are Making Fun of Me
People Are Making Fun of Me
121 | Uploaded on January, 31,
2011 | 2 years ago
Haikus about baby showers.
There’s no open bar?
Wait. There is no bar at all?
Intolerable.Uterus? Empty.
Mine, not yours, my dear cousin.
I can still have beer.No, really, I can.
You are the only one who
cannot drink. Selfish.Only so many
“Oohs” and “Ahhs” re: tiny things
Before I want that beer.
12155 | Uploaded on January, 31,
2011 | 2 years ago 
I think this every time my Father-In-Law, “texts me back.”
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